THE NEWS! Is the write-up for the news on the show; basically, it’s the script for which we form our conversation around in the news section… usually.
EA claim that they is ‘no significant’ backlash to fraudulent online pass.
(http://www.next-gen.biz/news/ea-%E2%80%9Cno-significant%E2%80%9D-backlash-to-online-pass)
According to gibrony Eric Brown, they has been ‘no significant pushback’ to the evil online pass system designed to force the user to give away their rights of resale of things that they have legally bought with their money.
Basically, this system forces second hand users to end up paying the full price anywhere to use the game online. EA (Evil Arseholes) claim that this is in an attempt to refund the costs associated with running gameplay servers… which they don’t actually have to run on Xbox LIVE, but they force you to get money from you. The gibrony said that “people know bandwidth isn’t free, so the fact that we’re diffusing online costs isn’t seen as unreasonable”.
But EA are happy with this system, so much so that they are beginning to boast that sales of new copies of July’s AMAZINGLY AWESOME AND BEST GAME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EA SPORTS, NCAA Football 2011 was us a whole 8%, and the SUPERBLY FANTASTIC AND BEST GAME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF POST NCAA Football 2011, MADDEN 11 was up an amazingly worth treating your customers like criminals 6%. Peter [wants] Moore [of your money] has recently defended the online pass system.
PR blunder of the Week: Pope meets small children in private blessing.
It seems like no one has seen this, but the people who are constantly looking for comparisons between Pedo-bear and the Pope… which isnt hard really, they are the same people aftre all. Just look at them, both have bear like featurs, particularly the Pope (AKA, chief Pedo-bear).
EA screws you over more than the Catholic church does with little children, say that In-game ads lift brand sales.
(http://www.next-gen.biz/news/nielsen-in-game-ads-lift-brand-sales)
Evil Arts (AKA, Evil Arseholes or Electronic Arts) have revealed the resultsa of a Nielsen study looking ar in-game advertisements can boost in real life game sales. The aparently non-bias, yet assumingly finded by EAstudy was aimed at six EA ‘sports’ titles with a pannel of OVER 9000! And more precicly more than 100,000 US households and looked at sales of the most awful sports drink, Gateorade. “Nielsen’s study is a milestone for interactive entertainment,” said Elizabeth Harz, senior VP of global media sales at EA.
She defiantly also said the following “MONEY, WE WANT MONEY. WE MUST EAT YOUR MONEY, WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU, FUCK YOU. MOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!”
We must point out, she didn’t actually say this. But EA are using words to that effect a lot lately. So from now on, Will will kill his self in front of the EA headquarters with the consumption of all of EAs rubbish games.
SHOCK! UK based games industry is 96% Male.
(http://www.next-gen.biz/news/uk-games-industry-96-male-dominated-study)
If you go to the university of Liverpool and have nothing else to do for your PhD… do a bogus and completely obvious study. That’s a problem solved. Author of the study Julie Prescott (who unfortunately is no relation/direct relation to Two Jugs Jags Prescott) said that the reason why it was down is because of un-flexible working practices, a third said that they worked over 45 hours a week, and 10% of 450 people said that they worked 56 hours a week.
Microsoft expects that over 9000 Kinect’s will be sold. Puts the figure in at three-million…
(http://www.next-gen.biz/news/microsoft-expects-three-million-kinect-sales-this-holiday)
Basically, the crackpot Aaron Greenburg and his cronies at Microsoft think that they will sell three-million units worldwide… this holiday. This November will see the launch of Kinect with 15 titles and five kinect games are to be released from Japans ‘renowned developers’ in 2011.
So, this means both Gates, Baller and actual crackpot Paul Alan can buy 1 million each and still be left with most of their money. This means Gates can give them to Africans, Ballmer can though them at “developers, developers, developers” and Alan can buy some sports teams with them and put the rest on some of his super yachts with a few in the submarine he has attached to them.
It’s a me, a Mario. No, this is not Mafia II, its Mario. Turns out its sold a lot!
(http://www.next-gen.biz/news/super-mario-bros-turns-25-240-million-games-sold)
Guess what? It’s sold a lot. It’s sold 240 million units globally which according to the platform holder makes it the “best-selling video game series of all time”. WHICH IS WRONG, as Tetris is the bestselling game of all time.
Some Japanese guy (Shigeru Miyamoto) who stole Nintencats from another copyright holder, so much so that they are considering suing him, said “Super Mario Bros. series has always taken advantage of the latest technologies and is the fruit of the creativity of a number of my hard-working friends working as a team”.
Mark Zuckerberg gets more power hungry, spy’s on users.
(http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2010-09/17/facebook-places-uk)
Mark Zuckergerg likes to insult his users, like calling them all “fucking idiots”. So now, he wants to know where you are so when you insult him back, he can track you down, rape you and then pay you off. Yes, Facebook places is been released in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland… also around the United States of Europe (also referred to in the early 40’s as Nazi Occupied Germany). So, one advantage of this… other than making it easy for Evil Mark and his CIA, MI-High and Nazi friends to know where you are to send you to the death camps, other people can rob your house! Hurray for technology!
Halo:Reach sells surprisingly well, when we say surprisingly, we mean it sells as we expected it to… and that’s a lot.
(http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100916/tc_nm/us_microsoft_sales)
Halo:Reach has generated $200 million according to Microsoft in the first day of release. “We feel really good about where the Halo: Reach numbers are,” Phil Spencer, vice president of Microsoft Game Studios told Reuters news agency.
(Listen to episode 31 of GMCRF fm)